Wednesday, July 29, 2009

My Room !!!!

Welcome my Friend..................




Come lets go..................................



The Journey Begins ......................................................



On the Way................................



Yes this is it .....................!!!





Welcome to our Paradise............................




How it is ...............




Lighting issue is there but TV is fine !!!




Now I adjusted the Angle .............



The Kitchen ...................The Study center............



Hey Concentrate on Work Uuuuu...................


That's Good....................


Well........................I can't define it !


Where it is ...............................




Ha Found it ........


Cool................




Left & Right .............




Finally !!!!!!!!!!!



Yuvi on Job ..............




Time's up ..................




Our master bats on the Field ..............




The Dinner is Ready.....!!






View from our Room.................




Just chilling.........................




The journey begins again!! viceversa ......!!!!


Thursday, July 16, 2009

Tickle Your bones ....




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Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Whats the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from
a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of
crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel
to the crocodiles.

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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of
eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby
clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons

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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will
you pay me?

Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.




Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?

Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking..

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?

Man: My wife...

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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New
Business?

Student: Father-in-Law!

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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill
u.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8
ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?

Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?

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Monday, July 13, 2009

Robot




Rahul's Dad brought home a robot one day. The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied. Rahul returned late from school. Dad asked, “Son why are you late from school?” “Dad, we had extra classes today”. Robot slapped Rahul on his face. Dad shouted, "Come on tell me the truth, why are you late?" “Dad, I went to see the movie Ten Commandments.” Robot slapped Rahul on his face. Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Chameli Ki Jawaani". "Shame on you son, when I was your age, I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved." Immediately, Dad gets a slap! on the face from the robot. Rahul's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband, "After all, he's your son!" \ Mom got a slap from the robot



Saturday, July 11, 2009

Lawer joke...




One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man ‘Why are you eating grass?‘We don’t have any money for food,’ the poor man replied. ‘We have to eat grass.‘Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you’, the lawyer said.‘But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree. Bring them along,’ the lawyer replied.Turning to the other poor man he stated, ‘You come with us also.The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, ‘But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!‘Bring them all, as well,’ the lawyer answered.They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was..

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, ‘Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, ‘Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!



Friday, July 3, 2009

Single device that stores Data for 1 billion yrs !!!

Now, a memory device that may store data for 1 billion yrs


Scientists have come up with a new computer memory device that can store thousands of times more data than conventional silicon chips and that too for more than one billion years.

Packing more digital images, music, and other data onto silicon chips in USB drives and smart phones is like squeezing more strawberries into the same size supermarket carton.

The denser you pack, the quicker it spoils. The 10 to 100 gigabits of data per square inch on today's memory cards has an estimated life expectancy of only 10 to 30 years.

The electronics industry needs much greater data densities for tomorrow's iPods, smart phones, and other devices.

Now, Alex Zettl and colleagues have described the development of an experimental memory device consisting of an iron nanoparticle (1/50,000 the width of a human hair) enclosed in a hollow carbon nanotube.

In the presence of electricity, the nanoparticle can be shuttled back and forth with great precision.

This creates a programmable memory system that, like a silicon chip, can record digital information and play it back using conventional computer hardware.

In lab and theoretical studies, the researchers showed that the device had a storage capacity as high as 1 terabyte per square inch (a trillion bits of information) and temperature-stability in excess of one billion years.


Yours,
Naresh Kumar...........

Walking is all you will need to recharge your cellphones !!!




The day may not be far when the batteries of your mobile phones will get automatically charged while you walk, thanks to a device being developed by Canadian researchers.

The Bionic Energy Harvester will attach to a knee brace, and capture energy with each step.

It is reckoned that one minute of walking will be enough to generate 10 minutes of talk time on a cellular phone.

"It would surprise a lot of people to know that there is a lot of power available from the knee joint during walking. We're taking advantage of energy that's already being produced and wasted," the Christian Science Monitor quoted Max Donelan, a professor of biomedical physiology and kinesiology at Simon Fraser University in Burnaby, British Columbia, as saying.

The researcher has revealed that the mechanism works much like the regenerative braking found in some hybrid cars, which capture kinetic energy that would otherwise dissipate as heat to drive a generator.

"Walking is a lot like stop-and-go driving," said Dr. Donelan.

While testing the device during a study, his team found that the subjects on a treadmill didn't notice using any extra exertion when it was turned on.

The researchers, however, were surprised to find that when the mechanism was turned off, the subjects did notice and in fact missed the assistance.

"For three or four strides they swung their legs a little faster (than normal)," Dr. Donelan said.

The researcher team at Bionic Power, a company he set up to develop and sell the device, expect to double the energy generated per step.

Donelan declined to say how much he thought the device would eventually cost.

And even though he knew that his device provided just a small fraction of the energy humans consume, he was upbeat that it might still be helpful.

"Human power won't replace other sources of energy, but we can use human power to cut down our use," he said. (ANI)
ANI


Yours,

Naresh Kumar..............